APRIL HENRY, WRITER
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      • The Body in the Woods (1st in the Point Last Seen series)
      • The Girl Who Was Supposed to Die
      • The Night She Disappeared
      • Girl, Stolen
      • Torched
      • Shock Point
    • For Adults (and Teens) >
      • Lethal Beauty (3rd in the Mia Quinn series)
      • A Deadly Business (2nd in the Mia Quinn mystery series)
      • Matter of Trust (1st in Mia Quinn series)
      • Face of Betrayal (1st in the Triple Threat series)
      • Hand of Fate (2nd in the Triple Threat series)
      • Heart of Ice (3rd in the Triple Threat series)
      • Eyes of Justice (4th in the Triple Threat series)
      • Learning to Fly
      • Circles of Confusion (1st in Claire Montrose series)
      • Square in the Face (2nd in the Claire Montrose series)
      • Heart-Shaped Box (3rd in the Claire Montrose series)
      • Buried Diamonds (4th in the Claire Montrose series)
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My Dear Teen Me Essay

An essay I wrote for the project "Dear Teen Me" 

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April with Aileen on the day they graduated high school. They remained good friends to the day Aileen died.
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April's sophomore photo. Note bifocals, hair set with electric rollers, and sad attempt at funky necklace.
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April with Chuck before their senior prom. April’s mom thought this dress was far too sexy for her, but to her credit, she still let April wear it.
Dear April,

You want to fit in. But you don’t. You’re too skinny. You’re too smart. Too quiet. Your voice is too deep, so when there’s chanting at a pep rally, your chant is lower than everyone else’s. Even the boys'.

You’re quiet. You read. All the time. In middle school, you get stuck with  glasses after you realize other people recognize their friends in the gym and you don’t. For some reason, the optometrist talks you into bifocals. Bifocals! Like you’re a little old lady at 14! But you keep stepping on them and breaking them because you take them off all the time. Even if you can’t see.Even if the sky loses all its stars and the people around you no longer have features.

You want to be popular, but you’re not quite sure how it happens. Just that it hasn’t happened to you. You do see it happen to a friend of yours, S., but lightning doesn’t strike twice.

When a girl your age, Aileen, moves in across the street, she’s like nobody you ever met before. She wears men’s shrink-to-fit Levis, men’s work boots, an old cashmere pullover of her dad’s, and a funky necklace made from her 10-years-younger sister’s wooden blocks strung on a shoelace.

You want to be as different, as amazing, as her. So you buy shrink-to-fit Levis (size 26X36 because your body is built like a toothpick’s) and men’s work boots. Eventually, you snag a man’s cashmere sweater that got left at the pizza parlor where you work. But somehow, you’re never as cool as Aileen.

For one thing, she’s got these big breasts, and you’ve barely got a B-cup.

And pretty soon she has a boyfriend and you don’t.

You do have a crush on the boy who lives up the street. Since Aileen’s little sister can be taught to repeat a phrase like a 4-year-old human version of a parrot, you have her go up to him and say, not, “Billy is a dirty old man,” but “Billy is a lascivious old man.”

The humor in this is lost on everyone else because you’re the only one who knows the world lascivious.

Eventually, you’re going to get a boyfriend, Chuck, and while he’s going to be perfectly nice, you’re going to have zero in common. You do get some things right. Like going to Planned Parenthood before you ever have sex with him. But sex will turn out be a kind of glue that holds you together even though you’re far from soul mates.

Here are some things I wish I could tell you:

1. Be comfortable with you you are. Who you are is great! Once you stop worrying about what other people think, you’ll figure out that a lot of people like you. And that it’s okay if not everyone does.

2. It’s fine to be skinny. But the habits you’re starting now, like, say, having a chocolate milkshake and a bag of barbecue chips for lunch (and nothing else) at school every day, are going to be hard to break once you stop being so skinny. So eat some fruit. Maybe even some vegetables.

3. You’re not as awkward as you think you are. Whenever you try some new physical activity there’s going to be a little voice saying you look stupid, that you’re going to  fail or fall, that everyone’s judging you.

Ignore that little voice and go for it! When you’re older, you’ll be taking kung fu classes five or six days a week, plus running and lifting weights. Do Older Me a favor and start martial arts now. If you do, Older Me might have a black belt instead of the purple (kung fu) and blue (Brazilian jiu jitsu) she has now. 

4. Keep reading! All writers start out as readers.

Think about what kind of books you might want to write. Start by trying to figure out what makes a bad book suck. Are the characters unrealistic, is the dialog wooden, is there too much description and not enough action?

Next—and this is a lot harder—start figuring out what makes a great book so great.

5. And stop plucking your eyebrows into scary narrow lines. Stop curling your hair with hot rollers and curling irons and embrace the curls you naturally get if you don’t brush your hair with anything but your fingers. Be who you are!

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  • Home
  • Past News
  • Bio
    • Goodbye, 2021
    • How my Apple watch saved my life
    • Masks for Covid-19
    • In the name of research
    • Why I write scary things
    • Roald Dahl Made Me a Writer
    • Fun Facts about April
    • Questions teachers often assign
    • 10 Reasons I Love Martial Arts
    • Learning to Fight Back
    • Dear Teen Me
    • My Parents >
      • My Dad, Hank Henry >
        • Witnessing Nat King Cole's Greatest Hit
      • My Mom, Nora Henry >
        • My Mom and the Round Rock
    • My great-grandfather, the killer
    • I come from a long line of criminals
  • Books
    • For Teens (and Adults) >
      • Future books
      • Girl Forgotten
      • Two Truths and a Lie
      • Eyes of the Forest
      • Playing with Fire
      • The Girl in the White Van
      • Run, Hide, Fight Back
      • The Lonely Dead
      • Count All Her Bones
      • The Girl I Used to Be
      • Blood Will Tell (2nd in the Point Last Seen series)
      • The Body in the Woods (1st in the Point Last Seen series)
      • The Girl Who Was Supposed to Die
      • The Night She Disappeared
      • Girl, Stolen
      • Torched
      • Shock Point
    • For Adults (and Teens) >
      • Lethal Beauty (3rd in the Mia Quinn series)
      • A Deadly Business (2nd in the Mia Quinn mystery series)
      • Matter of Trust (1st in Mia Quinn series)
      • Face of Betrayal (1st in the Triple Threat series)
      • Hand of Fate (2nd in the Triple Threat series)
      • Heart of Ice (3rd in the Triple Threat series)
      • Eyes of Justice (4th in the Triple Threat series)
      • Learning to Fly
      • Circles of Confusion (1st in Claire Montrose series)
      • Square in the Face (2nd in the Claire Montrose series)
      • Heart-Shaped Box (3rd in the Claire Montrose series)
      • Buried Diamonds (4th in the Claire Montrose series)
    • Foreign Covers
  • Events
    • Calendar
    • About My School Visits
    • A Sneak Peek at a School Visit
  • Fun
    • FAQ
    • Does Your Character Need a Job?
    • Girl, Stolen Alternative Covers
    • I Get Letters
    • Blob on the Side of the Filing Cabinet
    • Books I Like
    • JB's Cinnamon Rolls
    • Vanity Plates
    • Diary of My First Book Tour (From 2000)
    • 1999 Interview with James Lee Burke
    • 1997 Interview with Carol Shields
    • Oregon, the Writer's Toronto
    • Stealing From Myself to Create A Character
    • Panties in a Twist
    • Heteronyms
  • Write
    • How to get an agent
    • Videos with writing tips
    • Writers writing during Covid-19
    • Tips for writers
    • Story starters
    • Write what you know?
    • What if you get stuck?
    • More tips about writing
    • Need to create a fake social media profile?
    • How to start a new book
    • My daughter is 14 - how can she be published?
    • I'm a teen writer-can you give me feedback?
    • Student Writing
    • How to get it right
    • Questions about writing from two teens
    • Should I pay to be published?
  • Blog
  • Contact